Um. Yeah. That's it.

Andrew Sullivan linked to a very cool time-waster today. When you get a chance, stroll over to myheritage.com and try the beta version of their face-recognition software. The site lets you upload a photo of yourself and search their database to see who you allegedly look like.

So because I can't pass a button without pressing it, I uploaded that photo of The Old Man and The Sea from my profile. And guess who I'm supposed to look like?

• James Donovan (63% match)
• Diego Maradona (57%)
• Mick Jagger (56%)
• Arthur Ashe (56%)
• Bruce Willis (55%)
• Tom Hanks (55%)
• Oliver Kahn (52%)
• Tom Selleck (52%)
• Leonard Nimoy (52%)
• George W. Bush (51%)

Yun-huh. Then I tried another photo, from last summer in Berlin. That one's even funnier. And more insulting:

• Roman Abramovich (62%)

• Italo Calvino (58%)
• Luis Figo (51%)
• Theo van Gogh (49%)
• Gerry Adams (45%)
• Gordon Cooper (45%)
• Buzz Aldrin (45%)
• Billy Bob Thornton (45%)
• L. Ron Hubbard (44%)
• Burt Lancaster (43%)

Theo van Gogh? Buzz Aldrin? Leonard Nimoy??? OK, that's enough of that.