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Monday, November 21, 2005

Woo freakin' hoo

I'm trying to avoid a thing called Getting My Ass In A Sling Because I'm Blogging About Work, so we'll keep on keeping this nameless.

Checking out the benefits for the new employer. Not only will I get 20 days a year to do with as I see fit (personal, vacation, sick time), but they offer domestic partner benefits. No wonder they're consistently listed as one of the 30 best companies to work for in the USA.

1 Comments:

  • Oh Ben, your secret employer is safe with me. But...

    ...I also work for one of the top rated employers in the country. On paper, it is the best place in the world. You'd swear that we have cotton candy, lap dances, and pony rides daily.

    The sad hard truth here is this; they use the benefits, the days off, and other assorted "benefits" to justify paying you about what a WalMart greeter gets.

    But what about the opportunities for advancement you ask? One of the reasons we are on the A-list is our opportunities for women and "people of color". Being a talented white guy puts me on the same level as Al Sharpton at the KKK Grand Wizard Bowling Tournament.

    Oh to work for a World Class company!

    MDHL.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:13 AM  

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