I'm just glad it wasn't me

This is both wrong and immoral on so many levels: the concept, the set-up, the execution, the victim... and yet, it's the best link you'll click on all day. You'll need to have your sound turned up. And go pee before you watch it.

And don't pretend you'd be all brave through this. Jon had a nelly-mary fit when a tree frog tried to get cozy a few months back.

I can say that, because I would too.