At least we're not related. I don't think.

So I ditty-bop over to fark.com and read a headline You know you live in a redneck town when the police blotter has a story about a woman attacking her husband with a curtain rod, and two idiots throwing coffee cups, etc at the local Waffle House (2nd & 3rd arrests down). And I think, "Hey, this might be pretty good. I wonder where..."

Oh no.