Pretty much sums it up

Here we go. Last week in Andrew Sullivan, an e-mailer quoted "great political philosopher" Dave Barry:

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They're the kind of people who'd stop to help you change a flat, but would somehow manage to set your car on fire. I would be reluctant to entrust them with a Cuisinart, let alone the economy. The Republicans, on the other hand, would know how to fix your tire, but they wouldn't bother to stop because they'd want to be on time for Ugly Pants Night at the country club.

For anybody who wants to know how a gay man could even consider not voting a straight Democrat ticket, there's your answer.