Heh. Heh-heh. Heh-heh-heh-hahahahahahaha!

Spellbound lingerie store in Augusta, Maine, has started putting live lingerie models in its store-front windows to attract more male shoppers, but apparently not all of the neighbors are happy.

Says one Carrie Rossignol, “It's tainting the wholesome businesses down here.”

You couldn’t make this stuff up.